What's so great about that, you might ask. Well, what's so great is that during that time we will be on our honeymoon in Hawaii! Which I am pretty damn stoked about. I've always wanted to go to there (thanks, Liz Lemon), and I recently checked a guidebook out from the library which is making my excitement approximately 400% worse.
We will be hanging out on Oahu for 4 days, and then Maui for 4 days. We are flying in to Honolulu on the first, and staying at a pretty sweet hotel in Waikiki:
While we are there, we plan to dine at some of the awesome places I found in said guidebook, and go on lots of fun adventures. Some of the things we plan on hitting up so far include the Dole pineapple plantation (yummm), the Sea Life Park (where I DEMAND to swim with dolphins, this is
After we've lived it up on Oahu, we are moving on to Maui. We'll be getting on one of those terrifying mini planes of doom, which I'm not really pumped about, but whatevs. We are staying on the west coast of Maui, and I do mean ON the coast (75 feet away, actually):

I will be lounging at this pool. Which seems redundant, being right next to the ocean and all.
I can't find a picture of the room, but it is an ocean front suite, so that means AWESOME. On Maui, we will be attending a luau (booze + buffet + a show!), parasailing, and visiting a volcano, which I think everyone can figure out will be the best part, since I...like rocks.
I think this post is making my anxious-ness (is that a word? anxiety seems negative) worse.
I think this post is making my anxious-ness (is that a word? anxiety seems negative) worse.














