Jen likes rocks...and other stuff: gross + hilarious

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

gross + hilarious

so i forgot this existed until just now. but it is hilarious (although completely disgusting). i present to you...

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Mike said...: That's horrible and disgusting. But I couldn't stop reading.; April 8, 2009 at 7:18 PM

my 101 list

~~1. lose 15 pounds, 5 pounds at a time (7/2/2009)~~

2. go to 2012 olympics in london to see michael phelps and a soccer game (i know this is past my d-day, but it will take a lot of prep before then!)

~~3. get married!~~ (5/30/2010)

~~4. get a new car~~ (12/24/2008)

~~5. buy a house (or at least a nice condo)~~ (6/24/2011)

6. make a 5 year plan

~~7. run a 5k~~ (4/25/2009)

8. take the wilton cake classes

~~9. get a nice slr camera~~ (5/12/2010)

~~10. finish my bachelor of science~~ (12/20/2008)

11. earn my master's degree (IP)

12. family vacation to yellowstone

13. family vacation to the grand canyon

14. go to vegas with chad

15. try one new recipe a month (IP)

~~16. get a nice tv~~ (11/19/2010)

17. try a new restaurant once every other month (IP)

~~18. get a dog~~ (1/11/2011)

19. get prints of my digital pictures and organize them into albums

20. take dance classes with chad

~~21. look into lasik~~ (3/2011 - not a candidate)

~~22. stick to a workout routine for at least one month~~ (10/20/2009)

23. get a dyson

~~24. pay off my 2 credit cards (1 on 4/26/2009, 1 on 1/25/2011)~~

25. do 10 random acts of kindness (9/10)

26. volunteer at least twice a year in a way that helps animals

~~27. learn my mom's thanksgiving recipes~~ (11/26/2009)

~~28. go on a hiking trip once a year~~ (5/30/2011)

29. go skiing

~~30. go to a theater production~~ (11/28/2010)

~~31. take a daily vitamin~~ (8/1/10)

32. keep my car clean (IP)

33. send a secret to postsecret

~~34. whiten teeth~~ (4/22/2009)

~~35. recycle regularly for at least 6 months~~ (6/1/09 but still going!)

36. take a trip to new belgium brewery

~~37. register to vote in denver~~ (11/26/08)

~~38. stop eating red meat~~

39. travel to NYC for new year's eve

40. see coldplay in concert

41. try a new wine once a month (IP)

42. drink more water (IP)

~~43. go to a broncos or avalanche game with my dad~~ (12/19/10)

44. have a date night once a month (IP)

45. have a spa day

46. read some "classic" novels

47. ride the durango to silverton railroad

48. invest in a better quality wardrobe (IP)

~~49. get research published~~ (11/20/08)

50. work on my self esteem (IP)

51. donate blood (as long as i don't have a crazy reaction again)

52. try to eat organic/sustainable as often as possible (IP)

~~53. make a list of 100 things i love about chad and give it to him~~ (10/31/08)

54. take a weekend trip with my mom

~~55. frame and hang our diplomas~~ (10/22/2010)

56. do the 365 project (IP)

57. read 10 new books (9/10)

~~58. go camping with chad~~ (8/10/2009)

~~59. get reusable grocery bags~~ (4/23/2009)

~~60. create a budget and stick to it for at least 3 months~~ (5/15/2009)

61. try a "side" business with my skillz

62. learn some car basics from my dad

63. attempt a small garden and plant my own veggies

~~64. clean out my closet and donate/consign what i can~~ (1/16/09)

~~65. see a concert at red rocks~~ (8/17/2011- incubus!)

~~66. swim with dolphins~~ (6/3/2010)

67. run a 10k

68. get a pedicure at least once every other month (IP)

~~69. floss daily~~ (IP)

~~70. make ice cream from scratch~~ (6/3/2011)

71. learn the old family recipes from grandparents

~~72. tour the stanley hotel~~ (9/12/2009)

~~73. take chad to pikes peak and other CO attractions~~

~~74. walk the dogs weekly~~

~~75. get my parents to switch light bulbs~~ (1/5/09)

76. watch AFI's 100 best movies

77. plant a tree

~~78. register for practical wedding gifts...and at least one fun splurge!~~ (1/13/09)

79. no soda for one month

~~80. make wedding albums for both sets of parents~~ (12/10/2010)

81. try biking for exercise for one month

82. take a hot air balloon ride

~~83. stay overnight somewhere that is "haunted"~~ (5/22/2011)

~~84. make some new girl friends~~ (2/09)

85. put away/hang up clean laundry immediately for one month

86. clean out bath supplies and get rid of stuff i never use

~~87. encourage someone else to do a 101 in 1001~~ (11/20/08)

88. relax in a hot spring

~~89. make a solid effort to stay in contact with good friends after we move~~

~~90. buy an expensive, quality pair of jeans~~

~~91. no fast food for a month...and try to keep it going~~ (12/11/2008)

~~92. fill all the awesome frames i have accumulated with awesome photos~~ (12/2/2010)

93. register five $1 bills at wheresgeorge.com and see where they go!

94. complete name changes for everything asap after the wedding

~~95. trace my genealogy~~ (3/28/10)

96. start playing music again...or maybe teach lessons

97. help chad get a passport

98. visit with grandparents more often

99. sing karaoke

100. make a blog entry at least once per week (IP)

101. make a new list when i finish this one

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